FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.
FAKE FRIENDS: will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this.
There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are... Re-post this if you are a friend... Don't reply... Just copy and paste this in a new journal as "Fake Friends."
So I've been busy doing things. Like writing my paper Mario thing (still awaiting feedback from my lovely Beta)
I've also discovered how to use google drive. Which is amazing for colab stories.
I've also come up with a little experiment I want to try out. I want to see how many of my watchers read my journals, so if you read this could you comment on it? The comment doesn't even have to make sense, hell even a single letter will do.
I just want to see who actually reads the crap I post. please and thank you.
I have found a copy of Psychonauts!! I will know tomorrow If I have acquired it!
WISH ME LUCK!!
UPDATE::
I WON IT!!!!!!!!
There are not enough emoticons on deviantart to express my joy right now.
And had no fun.
The only fun I was able to have was riding on the four-wheelers they had. This is why I don't normally go to parties unless I know more than two people attending. I'm a high-functioning autistic.
I DO NOT DO WELL IN MOST SOCIAL SETTINGS!!!
I ended up first just sitting beside my grandma silently reading things on my phone, then when my phone died I sat outside with the little kids. Once they got tired I got overwhelmed and ended up with a headache so I took a nap on the couch. Then we left.
That is the extent of how horrible I am when it comes to socializing.
I FALL ASLEEP.
ON THE COUCH.
WHILE OTHER PEOPLE ARE SITTING ON IT.
I was almost too embarrassed about it to eat the cake. Almost. Because it was a cake with buttercream icing on it. And it was chocolate and vanilla.
Don't judge me.